Denny's Diner
x 3 years agof 12,937 notes
Oh hi. It’s been a bit. But we wanted to give our favorite fans (DON’T TELL TWITTER), a heads up that we’ll be selling tweets for charity today. So, if you’ve ever been like, “dang that’s a solid joke Denny’s wish it was mine” now that dream can be a...
Oh hi. It’s been a bit. But we wanted to give our favorite fans (DON’T TELL TWITTER), a heads up that we’ll be selling tweets for charity today. So, if you’ve ever been like, “dang that’s a solid joke Denny’s wish it was mine” now that dream can be a...

Oh hi. It’s been a bit. But we wanted to give our favorite fans (DON’T TELL TWITTER), a heads up that we’ll be selling tweets for charity today. So, if you’ve ever been like, “dang that’s a solid joke Denny’s wish it was mine” now that dream can be a reality. You’re welcome. But also thank you. <3 <3 <3 

https://v.cent.co/tweet/837041513649606656?s=u_a

3 years ago / 12,937 notes
x 4 years agof 5,643 notes
We need more friends :/
We need more friends :/

We need more friends :/

4 years ago / 5,643 notes
x 4 years agof 11,691 notes

guys, r u ok?

4 years ago / 11,691 notes
x 5 years agof 9,226 notes
Buying a new mountain bike? We recommend front BroccShoks™ for the most control and traction, but also for being a healthy post-ride snack.
Buying a new mountain bike? We recommend front BroccShoks™ for the most control and traction, but also for being a healthy post-ride snack.

Buying a new mountain bike? We recommend front BroccShoks™ for the most control and traction, but also for being a healthy post-ride snack.

#dennys#mountain bike#broccoli#shocks#lol
5 years ago / 9,226 notes
x 5 years agof 11,611 notes
Just a nice pair of Pumps…
Just a nice pair of Pumps…

Just a nice pair of Pumps…

#dennys#pumps#pumpkins#shoes#lol
5 years ago / 11,611 notes
x 5 years agof 7,205 notes
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Night of the Living Bread…..


Hahahahahaha. It’s me, the Denny’s dad.

#dennys#dad#dad jokes#bread#dead#lol
5 years ago / 7,205 notes
x 5 years agof 6,097 notes

Are you the REAL dennys

Asked by momohasagun

why? what have you heard? WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?!

5 years ago / 6,097 notes
x 5 years agof 8,398 notes
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I WANT TO SUCK YOUR MILK SHAKE…. wait is there garlic in it? Never mind. That’s ridiculous. Why would there be garlic in a milk shake? But seriously, is there? Um, well, maybe I won’t chance it. Take it easy buddy.

#dennys#milk shake#garlic#vampire#dracula#lol#halloween
5 years ago / 8,398 notes
x 5 years agof 7,037 notes

ive spent about thirty minutes looking at your blog instead of doing homework tbh. your thoughts?

Asked by littleemobunnny

time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

5 years ago / 7,037 notes
x 5 years agof 4,781 notes

Are you ok?

Asked by jaskaliina

https://dennysareyouok.wtf/

5 years ago / 4,781 notes
x 5 years agof 9,376 notes
beware of masked potatoes this october
beware of masked potatoes this october

beware of masked potatoes this october

#dennys#masked#mashed#potatoes#lol
5 years ago / 9,376 notes
x 5 years agof 3,726 notes

What’s a good pick up line?

Asked by xstarry-insomniax

how about a milk shake, two straws…

5 years ago / 3,726 notes
x 5 years agof 4,028 notes
Have you ever gone pickle spearfishing? Please… only serious answers. No sea cucumber jokes.
Have you ever gone pickle spearfishing? Please… only serious answers. No sea cucumber jokes.

Have you ever gone pickle spearfishing? Please… only serious answers. No sea cucumber jokes.

#dennys#pickle#fishing#spearfishing#lol
5 years ago / 4,028 notes
x 5 years agof 6,744 notes

Halloween Prank

burn a piece of toast, scrape a scary message into it and then put it back into the center of the loaf of bread

#dennys#toast#halloween#bread#lol
5 years ago / 6,744 notes
x 5 years agof 3,748 notes
Ah yes… the traditional sport of circular-breakfast-food-sumo-wrestling.
Ah yes… the traditional sport of circular-breakfast-food-sumo-wrestling.

Ah yes… the traditional sport of circular-breakfast-food-sumo-wrestling.

#dennys#pancake#waffle#sumo#wrestling#lol
5 years ago / 3,748 notes